Friday, February 2, 2007

ask me about my obsession with Miss Jackie...

Friday February 2nd 2007

It was really crowded at Suite last night because OutLaw, the queer law school caucus, was having a mixer. I'm so jealous of their caucus name. Very clever.

I've never really seen it that crowded. It was actually kind of intense, really loud, and hard to get up to the stage through all the young people. Not your typical scene at Suite.

Miss Jackie was looking especially fabulous last night.
She was wearing her 1920's Great Gatsby outfit.
And she was wearing one of those cool 20's head things with beads and fringe. Now would be a good time for a picture...
She was all silvery and shimmery, like an ice queen.

Except not like Cate Blanchett. Hmm. What celebrity does Miss Jackie most resemble? She's too fabulous to be Oprah; although she is very nurturing...

Anyways, I told a joke for Miss Jackie when I got up on stage for the first time. It's one of my favorites:

Q. What do you call a smiling Roman with hair between his teeth?
A. A gladiator!

She laughed at my joke and repeated it nice and loud so that everyone could hear it.
It made my night. I love it when she repeats things after people sing them or say them. It's very validating. And then she says, "Yesss. Yeh-heh-hess." I'm working on an impression of it. For some day.

Also, this girl sang "Love is a Battlefield" and Miss Jackie said on the microphone, "Don't be jealous, Monrovia." I was actually more upset that this guy sang Wonderwall by Oasis.
"Love is a Battlefield" is a little too long for my performance tastes.

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Ye-he-hesssssss.... I'd say that's a pretty good impression even in writing. Welcome to internet diaryland, Monrovia!

dorotha said...

wow, your karaoke sounds better than our madison karaoke. i guess it would have to be. the only thing we have going for us is utter ridiculousness and absolute acceptance of even the shittiest of singers.

i have to say that i hate it when people sing "sweet caroline" unless they are singing it to my friend careyoke on her birthday. she's really a caroline. even then i hate it, i just allow it to happen without going on a crazy rant.

i'm jealous of miss jackie. i've always thought that i would make a really great flapper, but i have never gone to the trouble of dressing as one, so i can't really know.

Eli said...

have you heard me do MY miss jackie impression? just wait!

and love is a battlefield is totally Rochelle's signature song!

Anonymous said...

i'm honored.. but slightly saddened at your mention of me in this blog from nearly six months ago.

it's ok though. i'm pretty sure that in the time that has past since you wrote this blog we've come to love and admire one another (and our suite karaoke preferences).

love always,
matt

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